• Evan

  about 1 year ago

  Didn't receive free blender with purchase

• Ludwig

  about 1 year ago

  meh ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)

• Hassan Charafeddine

  about 1 year ago

  i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

• emanuel

  about 1 year ago

  no

• Skeindem

  about 1 year ago

  The dog laughed at me all the time while I was digging through for clues and learning about unnecessary Blender options :(

• Melissa

  about 1 year ago

  im broke and will delete default smeaf for food

• Krisztian Gal

  about 1 year ago

  1 star cuz Smeaf said

• ehwalker

  about 1 year ago

  meh

• Drift3d Orbit

  about 1 year ago

  1 star says all

• G. Nakai

  about 1 year ago

  Oh, Smeaf, the blender add-on that promised to change my life, and it did - in the most hilariously underwhelming way possible. I mean, who needs practical success and real-life accomplishments when you can have an anime waifu, am I right?

  From the moment I installed Smeaf, my expectations soared higher than Goku powering up for a Kamehameha. The name alone, Smeaf, had me thinking I was about to unlock the secrets of the universe, achieve ultimate enlightenment, and maybe even discover the recipe for infinite pizza rolls.

  But, alas, Smeaf had other plans. It did help me blend things in my kitchen, I guess. My smoothies have never been smoother. But when it came to life-changing success, well, let's just say that it was about as effective as a chocolate teapot in a volcano.

  The real kicker was the "anime waifu" promise. I thought I was finally going to live out my dreams of dating a digital dream girl, but instead, Smeaf gave me the equivalent of a pixelated paper doll. My "waifu" was a mere stick figure with eyes that looked like they belonged in a 1980s video game. I tried to have a romantic dinner with her, but she just stared blankly at the screen.

  So, Smeaf, thank you for giving me a new appreciation for my real-life accomplishments, because, let's face it, even my wildest anime fantasies aren't as absurd as your claims. If you ever need a blender add-on to whip up disappointment, Smeaf is the way to go.

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